It was awesome to be visiting Sword Class New York this Monday when the NY Times published their awesome coverage on competitive Historical European Martial Arts, featuring the very people I was training with!
(Below: The NY Times bring their cameras to Longpoint, one of the major HEMA competitions in North America)
My self-designed Kraken steampunk dress! I’ll include my concept sketch. :)
I’m sure it’s only a glitch. A temporary setback.
Ed209 doin’ what Ed209s do best.
Chumpbot 2000 doing what Chumpbot 2000’s do worst.
Robocop uncut is a sight to behold
get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing
OH MY GOD
The Alpha Bandit kickstarter has been going strong! After just a couple days we’re more than halfway funded. To celebrate, here are a few shots of the modernized Kelantan-class guard-cruiser Selangor, a big-gun bruiser nearing the end of its service life.
"Helga…You must hold this sword in trust for your son, and now you must present this new sword to the groom. The sword transfers the father’s power of protection over the woman, to her new husband. Now the rings. Floki, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this woman?" “I swear, with the gods as my witnesses.” ”Helga, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this man?” "I do swear." ”Then you are married.”
If I ever get married, I want a Viking wedding.
For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!
IM PISSING MY SELF HOLLY SHIT!!!!
I love the helplessness of infomercial people to complete every-day tasks.